Monday, March 26, 2012

Five Reasons Why Vampires and Werewolves Should Get Along

By Kelly Fisher

These are in no particular order and may contain spoilers. These are only my personal opinions.

1. They share so much in common.

They are both nocturnal by nature. Vampires only come out at night and Werewolves only come out when the moon is full yet they both thrive in the night. It is when they are at their strongest. They both have a lust for blood. While Vampires seduce and drink from their victims delicately, sometimes even romantically, and the Werewolf will simply rip you to pieces in the end they both enjoy the same meal. They could be best friends what with hanging out at night and enjoying a meal together.

2. They could take over civilization as we know it.

If they joined forces they could rule the world. What could stop an army of Vampires and Werewolves? With the stealth skills of the Vampires and the brute strength of the Werewolf I think they could surpass any kind of weapon mere mortals could come up with.

3. They say opposites attract.

Vampires are cold, unloving things. Werewolves are warm, hot blooded animals. If they came together they could comfort each other by their opposite characteristics.

4. They could defeat and stop the zombie apocalypse from ever occurring.

If the zombie apocalypse ever breaks out the allied forces of the Vamps and the Wolves could pretty much stop it before it even started. I mean come on which side would you pick? I know which side I am rooting for. I’d much rather be turned into a Vampire or a Werewolf as opposed to a zombie!

5. What the heck are they fighting for anyway?

Sorry I never understood what all the fighting was about. For some boring girl named Bella? For power? For what exactly? I don’t get it I thought dogs had issues with cats…not bats! (Lame joke I know…sue me.)