Saturday, October 18, 2008

Eye on the Paranormal – Issue 6

Eye on the Paranormal

Welcome to our latest edition of Eye on the Paranormal. We are reaching the final issues of this series. If you’re a fan of Paranormal State and are completely and truly convinced that everything you see on it is real, then be warned that you’ll read only facts here.

Dear Readers,
It has come to my attention through various sources and personal emails that many of you are upset with this series of blogs. Why? It seems that the subject matter, my tone, and accusations that I am simply jealous of other people’s success.

I’m deeply sorry if these blogs have upset anyone. That is not my intent or reason behind them. That being said, just because I write Eye on the Paranormal doesn’t mean that you have to read it. If it upsets you or offends you then skip it and come back for my Monday and Thursday teachings. Or feel free to pray or receive prayers in my Weekly World Wide Prayer Circle each Wednesday. If none of the above interests you, then walk away from my blogs altogether. I’m not here to placate others. I’ve never lived that way, nor would I want to.

I don’t dislike Ryan Buell, Chip Coffey, PRS, or Paranormal State. What I dislike is deception, distortion, and people who think they are getting helped but end up getting used. As to fame and fortune of others both of those are brief and fleeting. And when we die and go where we each personally feel that we go, our level of fame and fortune in this life will not help us at all. What will help us is did we love? Did we show compassion? Did we pursue the truth? Did we protect others? And did we fight the good fight of faith?

What I’m doing in this series is what any good lawyer should attempt to do in a case -- establish a clear consistent pattern of behavior. If you’ve read my previous blogs, you’ll notice an absence of name-calling and false accusations. I’m here solely to present the truth.

There will be one more blog that will cover season 2 and the final edition is when the words will come from the horse’s mouth themselves. And this series of blogs will come to a completion.

Your friend in spirit,
Kirby

P.S. Some have said that I’m devoting far too much of my time and effort to this series. All the investigation was done by others who diligently spent their time analyzing DVD’s, making phone calls, and doing the footwork. They feed me the information and I put the narratives together. This would be far too big of a project for one person to tackle alone.

ASK PRS

Each week we will post questions that we would love PRS (Paranormal Research Society) to answer. But we know they never will.

You, my reading audience, are invited to send in questions and we will gladly post them in the following week’s issue. Please send them to my MySpace page email. And please don’t hold your breath waiting for an answer.

Secondly, as we move through both seasons of “Paranormal State,” we will be adding additional names of so-called para-celebrities who have made an appearance on either season of the show to our “Paranormal Moment of Truth Challenge.”

Here are the questions so far.
~ As a team, how many cases did PRS investigate off-campus prior to the start of the series?
~ How many cases does PRS investigate on a yearly basis, not including those for the TV series?
~ If you do investigate without the cameras rolling, how often do you invite para-celebrities to take part in such investigations? Or are they only there to make an appearance on the show?
~ What kind of training did Ryan Buell receive in demonology, and how was it that he became active with the local archdiocese?
~ What happened to the people who were part of PRS in the pilot episode but mysteriously disappeared from the series?
~ Why doesn’t PRS feature any of the new kids from the campus club on their current season?
~ Why doesn’t Chip Coffey or PRS do any events that we don’t have to pay to see?
~ Everyone knows that the Frank Box is a fake—why did Ryan Buell use it on the show and continue to stand behind the validity of the device?
~ What happened to the “Lady Vampire” episode? Why did A&E pull it from the broadcast schedule?
~ I noticed that Chip Coffey is doing reading via phone and ask that you send in question before speaking with him...very odd. Shouldn't this be a spontaneous reading?

New questions:

~ Why are Dead Times routinely filmed before midnight?
~ What happened to the demon episode that took place in Illinois?
~ Why did they change the name of the Requiem episode to Boy and the barn?

THE MAILBAG:

This is a comment from Issue 5 – “If you scroll up a little, one of your responses says, "And a demonic haunting is not that common." But, now you are saying that you "have encounters with demons on a daily basis." Not bashing you, but this seems contradictory and I would like you to elaborate. Are these demons just wondering the earth aimlessly and not haunting anyone? If so, how do you come across them?
Be well, David”

Dear David,
Thank you for bringing this up. In my work both in my private cases and the cases I come into contact with through various religious denominations I’m a part of, I encounter demonic activity daily.

A demonic haunting is uncommon. Ask your average ghost hunter and see how many haunting cases happen to fall into the demonic category. They will tell you in their lifetime they encounter few, if any.

A demon seeks to possess souls of humans: their bodies, minds, and spirits. If not human, then animal. A demon is rewarded for this especially if the living sentient being they are possessing dies while possessed. But they get no reward for haunting the physical area -- that only brings them unwanted attention. Demons are smart and cunning entities and they do not invite unwanted attention.

If a demonic spirit is in a physical area it’s not interested in haunting but it is interested in pursing a person in that area. A demonic haunting is vastly different from a ghostly one. When you encounter a demonic haunting you will know it. Large objects fly through the room, time is altered, it may be night outside, but it’ll feel like day inside, and vice versa. There is a terrible pervasive stench, loud disembodied voices can be heard, wind comes from nowhere, etc. You don’t need any kind of meters, monitors, records, mediums, or cameras to pick up this activity – it is clearly visible to the naked eye.

In no episode of Season 1 of Paranormal State did they encounter such a case.

Yes, demons do roam the earth as they are always looking for fair game, an invitation, and entrance into a person’s life. Also, there are demons assigned to municipalities, states, and nations, even families seeking to manipulate situations to their advantage.

Demons are attracted to people who work in the field of deliverance and exorcism and even those who call themselves demonologists. If they can cause us harm or force us out of the field, there are big rewards assured to them.

P.S. It’s just not the reward the demon is seeking, if the demon doesn’t bring in fresh souls they face swift and certain punishment.

Your friend in spirit,
Kirby

PARANORMAL STATE BLOOPERS!

Folks, please share with us any bloopers you find in any episode, any season! At the end of this blog series we’ll have a look and see which episode will be receiving the Big Blooper Award for the largest number of bloopers.

ANALYSIS OF PARANORMAL STATE SEASON 1, EPISODES 14-20

We now continue to do an episode-by-episode overview of season 1. As we do, the numerous para-celebrities that make an appearance on the show will be added to the Paranormal Moment of Truth Challenge each week. In this issue, two more names have been added.

THE WOMAN IN THE WINDOW – Episode 14

This case concerns an investigation of a home in the Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania area that was used at one time on the Underground Railroad. A Caucasian family, Peter and Kim Sokolowski, and their daughter Ally now inhabit it. Ally has an African-American boyfriend, Larry Jones, who claims to have seen an African-American woman in the window. The PRS team arrives at 7:16 PM. Ryan has on a blue t-shirt under a black zip-front sweatshirt while in the living room. The next scene in the kitchen he is now wearing a heavier jacket. And then in one shot the jacket disappears and is replaced by a black t-shirt.

We are next shown an outside shot of the house and it’s 8:29 PM, but the problem is it’s lighter at this time than it was at 7:16 PM.

We’re then told that it’s 9:15 PM when they begin to investigate the attic. Yet there is sunlight shining through the windows and then there’s a shot of twilight time. This could get wild, folks!

Next, it’s 10:16 PM and Ryan has showered and has new clothes on and is ready to climb into the tunnels, which no one has been in for years. But somehow the tunnels are layered in plastic and lights have been set up inside. So it’s clear to anyone that the tunnels had been investigated prior to Ryan going in. And a few feet into the tunnel Ryan discovers a hidden treasure that would make Indiana Jones envious. It’s a pile of historic artifacts, we are told. Just waiting for PRS to discover them.

When they show Larry the photo lineup, which is done better than they have in the past, does he say, “Yes, that’s her”? Or, “It’s her, it’s her”? as Ryan wants us to think? No, he simply says this one looks more like her, not 100% identification.

Psychic C.J. Sellers arrives in the middle of the day so we must assume that we are in Investigation - Day 3, right? Not according to Paranormal State, it’s only Investigation – Day 2.

Dead Time is 3 AM, but on the wall over the PC monitor the clock reads 12:23 AM. There are continuing errors, but due to covering many episodes, let’s not give us too much of a headache yet.

THE BOY AND THE BARN [A/K/A REQUIEM]– Episode 15

A farming family in rural Pennsylvania Glenn and Susan Warren and their daughter, Kristy, is being haunted in their home. There is also strange activity taking place in the barn.

The first really interesting thing after a very lifeless Dead Time that allegedly ends at 4:07 AM, is when Chip Coffey arrives at 4:47 AM. As soon as he enters the home sunlight is streaming through the window in one of the shots. The rest of the shots are at night. Why is this?

Also, this is the first episode of many to come where Chip starts offering complete stories with little or no proof. He also begins to swear. If you notice when Chip and Ryan are talking in the barnyard Ryan is working hard to keep his grin in control as he anticipates Chip’s verbal zinger that is to come.

Dead Time #2, which doesn’t take place at 3 AM, as we’ll see later, but we’re told of opening and closing doors, etc. Yet we never see any paranormal activity. If you watch closely you’ll see a clock over Ryan’s shoulder that reads 6:55. If you believe the show’s storyline they make the poor family sit up until 4:18 AM for a conference? Did the meeting really take place at 4:18? No, not likely, it must’ve been much earlier than that.

This episode also marks a new direction for the show, with both Ryan and Chip selling a story that they pulled together from the alpha waves about the spirits in the house. We will see later on in our series of investigations of both seasons, how this has dire consequences.

THE SENSITIVE – Episode 16

A note to the reader—this episode is clearly a forerunner to Chip’s own series, Psychic Kids: Children of the Paranormal, which was produced by the same production company. Also reflect on a particular episode entitled ‘The Demon House’ and how much Alexa from that episode reminds you of Liana in this episode.

Janice and Joe Altieri of Allentown, Pennsylvania are concerned about paranormal activity taking place in their house but we never really understand what the activity is. Of course, after Ryan first meets the teenage daughter Liana, a Paris Hilton look-alike, he begins tossing the word possession around when there’s clearly no activity to justify that.

EMF spikes are noted but aren’t ever followed up on later at any point in this episode.

Dead Time is at 3 AM to 4 AM, right? Well according to Heather’s meter it’s 11 PM or so. They go to the craft room Katrina says she doesn’t like the room. Ryan asks why? She says “that door.” Points to the closet door. Now Ryan goes over, opens it, and Good Golly Miss Molly, a cameraman is stationed inside meaning the shot was scripted, planned, and therefore not real.

Chip Coffey is called in. Chip has to toss into the mix mediumship which makes you think he’s prepping for Psychic Kids, his six part summer series. Then he comes up with a dead African-American girl involved in the occult, of which they never produce any proof. The walk through happens around 7:55 PM according to a clock on the wall. Will our trusty PRS team hold out till Dead Time? Nah, they just pushed Dead Time up to the pre-midnight hour as evidenced by a digital clock that reads 11:31. It’s next to a suddenly messed up bed, something that is not caught on camera, which somehow Chip and Ryan think is proof of paranormal activity.

But if you still need more proof that the Dead Time didn’t take place from 3-4, watch closely as they study the activity of Dead Time -- one of the events is marked at 12:40 AM. And we’re led to believe that Ryan has been wearing the same t-shirt for up to 24 hours.

Another error that’s more procedural than anything--could someone please tell Chip that young spirits do not have to talk in sing song voices?

We are told that it’s 8:41 AM Investigation Day 4, yet if you look closely, when Chip, Ryan and Liana are in the dining room, it’s night time outside as evidenced by the darkened windows.

It’s also interesting to note that the family doesn’t change clothing until after 6 PM. Liana and her mother stay in the same outfit for one entire alleged 24-hour day.

MOTHMAN – Episode 17

This case focuses on PRS’s and Chip Coffey’s two-day investigation into the Mothman phenomenon. I happen to believe in the Mothman due to his continual appearances being associated with tragic events that happen simultaneously or shortly after his appearance, and that he is a Messenger of Doom.

It’s 1:33 PM when a t-shirt wearing Ryan rolls into Point Pleasant, West Virginia, according to the caption.

But when Ryan walks into the Mothman Musuem he’s wearing a suit jacket and a button down shirt. What is even more amazing, is that according to a clock on the wall it’s 12:08. Talk about time warp, baby! But buckle up, it gets even better.

Now I’m not sure which timeline to believe in, because if I buy Paranormal State’s one, then Ryan is Superman. Because only Superman could roll into town, change clothes, dash to the Mothman Museum, take the grand tour, studying the props and memorabilia from the movie ‘The Mothman Prophecies,’ look into the history of the Mothman phenomenon, and watch documentaries about the subject in the visual media room. Ryan then dashes off to an interview that takes place at 1:47, not even showing a sign of sweat. Supernatural, to say the least.

Now I can’t say if Dead Time was at 3 AM or not. But assuming that the team would have rested prior to filming Dead Time at it’s supposed time, why would Ryan be wearing a suit jacket and tie to perform the investigation?

Chip Coffey’s again ready to make outlandish comments and statements offering no visible proof whatsoever to back them up. He says things that any normal person would feel at the site of the Silver Bridge collapse.

One wonders why Chip feels a need to wear lipstick, and Chip must know something that I don’t know because he states, “IF I die.”

Chip does a big flip flop as he states early in the interview that everyone was at peace and accepted their fates and that death was swift for those killed on the bridge. Then he walked just a few feet down the river bank and states that he feels a lot of confusion, dread, fear, terror. You can’t have it both ways, folks.

Now we jump to Investigation - Day 2, and it’s many hours after Dead Time. Ryan’s still wearing the same shirt and tie and he stays in this outfit until the end of the day – supposedly.

Although the team only learns about the TNT plant after their arrival we’re shown a scene of Ryan interviewing the museum owner about it. How can that be if they didn’t know the whole story prior to their arrival?

Now we come to a Chip “Place My Foot Into Thy Mouth” Coffey scene. We are told that the merry band of PRS investigators, is drawn by who knows what, into a deep, dark formerly secret base operated by the U.S. Navy. Of course Chip has to say something sinister happened there and doesn’t tell us what. But there’s still more to come. Their batteries suddenly begin to run low and Chip states, “the guy who shot out here during the day said that there are areas that suck your batteries dry.” Now a few moments earlier we were told they didn’t know for sure where they were headed down the dark paths. And if you notice, Ryan is wearing the outfit that he had on the first day of the investigation.

Chip then makes a bold statement that the Mothman had nothing to do with the bridge collapse but the surprises aren’t over yet. Suddenly Chip and Ryan are back at the riverside from the night before wearing the same outfits that they had on the night before, talking about information that they supposedly did not know the night before. This time warp stuff is just amazing. Chip and Ryan need to package it and sell it. They had to have had a script that told them where the story/ plotline was headed.

The next scene we have Eilfie discussing the case and subtitles are shown. Ryan, in his previous day’s outfit, says that there would never be a conclusion to this case.

FRESHMAN FEAR – Episode 18

This episode is merely an excuse to sell the series to its demographic audience of 12-25 year olds. It’s merely about a young lady seeing ghosts in her dorm room.

One interesting thing to note is that Katrina plays a reporter who’s interviewing Ryan over the phone. Don’t believe me; match it up for yourself with her voice from previous episodes. Or talk to her over the phone yourself. It’s her.

This episode is also used to establish the idea in people’s minds that PRS is tied to Penn State University in some official capacity – which it’s not.

THE KNICKERBOCKER – Episode 19

The Knickerbocker Hotel in Linesville, Pennsylvania is owned by Pat & Mryle Knickerbocker, who claim paranormal activity and strange things happened to people who attended séances there. The usual Paranormal State tricks are evident throughout this episode, but I’m starting to feel like I’m beating a dead horse, so I’ll just cover them superficially.

One thing to note during the first Dead Time that where tech headquarters is located in a room with a window that is letting in daylight, and one of Heather’s gadgets reads 11 pm. These two shots do not match Dead Time being between the alleged 3 AM to 4 AM hour.

C.J. Sellers, psychic/medium comes up with such unique names for a woman as Kate or Katherine, and that the woman is wearing a white dress or gown. This is hardly an uncommon outfit for a woman or a very uncommon name to pull out of the air.

THE ASYLUM – Episode 20

Out of respect for the people who were housed, tortured, and died at Willard Mental Institution, I’m not going to spend a lot of time describing the situation. But there are a few things that I must point out.

We are introduced to the Frank’s box or the phone to the dead. This is an updated version of the ouija board. If you want to read about it there are numerous places online to do so. It does trouble me when I hear there are less than 50 people on the face of the earth that can operate them, and Chip Coffey happens to be one of them. Better than that, the spirit of Thomas Edison supposedly helped set up the spirit communication.

In reality, you:

~ 1 Hear what you want to hear.
~ 2 The operator is skilled at selling his shtick.
~ 3 You face the possibility of bringing demon entities into the situation.

Here are some examples of Mr. Chris Moon’s deceptive practices within this episode.

Question: How many spirits do we have here?
Answer: “There were seven.”
Seven spirits total out of the thousands of people that were housed at Willard -- there would be only seven spirits communicating? Even Chip Coffey picked up on many spirits at once.
Question: What are the names of the spirits?
Answer: Lucy. [Or is it ‘you see’?]
We get no other names.
Question: Is there anything else here?
Answer: According to Chris Moon there’s a demon. Not only demon, but a strong demon. Listen closely and you’ll hear nothing but static.
Question: Is that what is holding you here?
Answer: According to Chris Moon, Lucy says yes and she is speaking for all the other spirits. But listen folks, that’s not what you hear. And supposedly Lucy is begging for them to come to the basement. Why? I guess they need a change in scenery.

Chris Moon informs us that something bad is down there and shadows are moving. Of course we don’t see anything. Chip Coffey dashes madly around the basement but we never glimpse what he’s pursuing.

Chris Moon reports that a demon is now blocking Lucy and that they might as well leave.

In a later scene Ryan stumbles over his facts when he’s interviewing a gentleman about Lucy. Ryan says: “A psychic picked up on Lucy and this box picked up on Lucy.” Go back and look at that scene as only Chris Moon picked up on Lucy. And it keeps getting worse for Ryan. We cut to an interview with a former nurse, the only issue is that the interview took place the day before and Ryan is asking her about information that they learned after the interview occurred.

We then come to Dead Time. Note how they set up the infamous slap by Lorraine Warren. Chip has removed his glasses so as not to interfere with it. Also, one needs to ask, why tech needs to set up? They’d been in the building for a few days already. Observe that Heather is in one shot next to Ryan, and then she is gone.

Finally, we have Ryan walking on a dark and rainy night carrying an umbrella and a lantern, but suddenly the lantern disappears. Lights out?

We now come to the end of our first stage of our journey.

What have we learned about the acts of deception that PRS and Paranormal State have engaged in?

~1 Dead Time is not performed between 3 and 4 AM. They have repeatedly deceived us, so what else are they deceiving us about?
~2 The program is shot in a linear fashion as in a fictional film or TV show. This means the shots are done out of order, based on a form of a script, so as to tell a story. This is the exact opposite approach that a documentary utilizes. Documentaries are shot as the events unfold.
~3 We have not seen any convincing proof that PRS has yet to encounter and/or effectively deal with any demonic activity.

THE PARANORMAL MOMENT OF TRUTH CHALLENGE

Dear Ryan Buell, Chip Coffey, Lorraine Warren, Sandra & Keith Johnson, Dr. Ron Milione, Tony Spera, Shannon & Jeff Sylvia, C.J. Sellers, and Chris Moon:

I have expressed concerns about how you conduct your investigations and the validity of those investigations, where anyone with a clear and discerning eye can see that they are not authentic. I have also witnessed heavy-handed tactics being used against people who question your alleged authority within the paranormal community and dared to raise questions concerning the validity of appearing on the A&E shows, Paranormal State, and Psychic Kids: Children of the Paranormal. I can no longer sit by in silence. That is why I came up with The Paranormal Moment of Truth Challenge, which will benefit you, your organization, the paranormal field, and a charity that would be assisted from the donation of the prize money.

1 ~ It would silence your critics if you are determined to be telling the truth about all your claims and how they are presented. There can be no one left to challenge your honesty and integrity.

2 ~ It would not only benefit your organization, but it would also help the entire paranormal field. Because if such evidence is true, it will be brought to a much wider audience, which hopefully would fuel additional legitimate investigations. So it’s a win-win situation for everyone.

3 ~ The charity of your choice would have the prize money donated to them. If the truth is being told, that prize money could reach $500,000.

So, what is The Paranormal Moment of Truth Challenge? I am sure you’ve heard of the Fox Network program entitled The Moment of Truth. This is where a contestant is hooked up to a lie detector test and asked 50 questions, of which 21 of them are used on the actual show. As long as you tell the truth, you keep on winning money -- up to $500,000. The production company, Lighthearted Entertainment Inc., would jump at an opportunity of doing a show with the two of you. And I will put my personal credibility on the line and appear, as well. For if you visit my Free All Spirits page (www.myspace.com/freeallspirits), you’ll notice that I personally make what some would call outlandish claims concerning my work as a Demonologist/Exorcist/Paranormal Investigator/Caring Spiritual Adviser.

If you would like to be "one step closer to the truth" then this is a way to achieve your goal. If interested, please contact me at this email address and I will get the ball rolling as soon as possible.

Your friend in spirit,
Kirby

To date, this is the response that I’ve received from them.





Why not do the show? Only you, the paranormal field, and a charity of your choice would benefit.

INFORMATION REQUEST: If anyone wants to share any information with their experiences involving the PRS, Ryan Buell, Chip Coffey, and any other para-celebrity that has made an appearance on Paranormal State, whether it is good or bad, I would like to read it. Your confidentiality is 100% guaranteed.

NOTE: Please feel free to copy and paste this and place it all over the web. And, unlike any of my other blogs, you can even repost this under your own name!

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Eye on the Paranormal – Issue 5

Copyright 2008 By Kirby Robinson


Eye on the Paranormal


Welcome back to our latest edition of Eye on the Paranormal. We are reaching the final issues of this series.


Dear Readers,

It has come to my attention through various sources and personal emails that many of you are upset with this series of blogs. Why? It seems that the subject matter, my tone, and accusations that I am simply jealous of other people’s success.


I’m deeply sorry if these blogs have upset anyone. That is not my intent or reason behind them. That being said, just because I write Eye on the Paranormal doesn’t mean that you have to read it. If it upsets you or offends you then skip it and come back for my Monday and Thursday teachings. Or feel free to pray or receive prayers in my Weekly World Wide Prayer Circle each Wednesday. If none of the above interests you, then walk away from my blogs altogether. I’m not here to placate others. I’ve never lived that way, nor would I want to.


I don’t dislike Ryan Buell, Chip Coffey, PRS, or Paranormal State. What I do dislike is deception, distortion, and people who think they are getting helped but end up getting used. As to fame and fortune of others both of those are brief and fleeting. And when we die and go where we each personally feel that we go, our level of fame and fortune in this life will not help us at all. What will help us is did we love? Did we show compassion? Did we pursue the truth? Did we protect others? And did we fight the good fight of faith?


What I’m doing in this series is what any good lawyer should attempt to do in a case -- establish a clear consistent pattern of behavior. There will be two more blogs that will cover the remaining episodes of season 1 and season 2 and the final edition is when the words will come from the horse’s mouth themselves. And this series of blogs will come to a completion.

Your friend in spirit,

Kirby


P.S. Some have said that I’m devoting far too much of my time and effort to this series. All the investigation was done by others who diligently spent their time analyzing DVD’s, making phone calls, and doing the footwork. They feed me the information and I put the narratives together. This would be far too big of a project for one person to tackle alone.


ASK PRS

Each week we will post questions that we would love PRS (Paranormal Research Society) to answer. But we know they never will.


You, my reading audience, are invited to send in questions and we will gladly post them in the following week’s issue. Please send them to my MySpace page email. And please don’t hold your breath waiting for an answer.

Secondly, as we move through both seasons of “Paranormal State,” we will be adding additional names of so-called para-celebrities who have made an appearance on either season of the show to our “Paranormal Moment of Truth Challenge.”


Here are the questions so far.


~ As a team, how many cases did PRS investigate off-campus prior to the start of the series?

~ How many cases does PRS investigate on a yearly basis, not including those for the TV series?

~ If you do investigate without the cameras rolling, how often do you invite para-celebrities to take part in such investigations? Or are they only there to make an appearance on the show?

~ What kind of training did Ryan Buell receive in demonology, and how was it that he became active with the local archdiocese?

~ What happened to the people who were part of PRS in the pilot episode but mysteriously disappeared from the series?

~ Why doesn’t PRS feature any of the new kids from the campus club on their current season?

~ Why doesn’t Chip Coffey or PRS do any events that we don’t have to pay to see?

~ Everyone knows that the Frank Box is a fake—why did Ryan Buell use it on the show and continue to stand behind the validity of the device?

~ What happened to the “Lady Vampire” episode? Why did A&E pull it from the broadcast schedule?


Here are two new questions:

~ Why wasn’t Chip Coffey on the Tyra Banks show as he advertised in August?

~ I noticed that Chip Coffey is doing reading via phone and ask that you send in question before speaking with him...very odd. Shouldn't this be a spontaneous reading?


THE MAILBAG:


“Thanks for opening my eyes. I'm gonna watch now some more and see what I can catch!” Tammy Boo Crew PI, North Lawrence, Ohio

Thank you for contacting me. You're not only a beautiful mind but you have a brilliant mind. Starting with this week's edition of Eye on the Paranormal we will be starting a new section entitled Paranormal State Bloopers! Anyone that finds any kind of blooper will be invited to post it.
Again, thank you for the idea!


PARANORMAL STATE BLOOPERS!


Folks, please share with us any bloopers you find in any episode, any season! At the end of this blog series we’ll have a look and see which episode will be receiving the Big Blooper Award for the largest number of bloopers.


THE AMITYVILLE HORROR HOAX


Due to all the repeated statements by Ryan Buell concerning the Amityville Horror case, I would like to give people a chance to read for themselves that there was no haunting at that residence in New York. And the only people that were ever terrorized were the innocent bystanders whose lives were altered by all the wild allegations put forth by those who spread the deception. Here are links to three sites and a book about the Amityville Horror Conspiracy.


Link #1

Link #2

Link #3

The book "The Amityville Horror Conspiracy"


ANALYSIS OF PARANORMAL STATE SEASON 1, EPISODES 9-13



We now continue to do an episode-by-episode overview of season 1. As we do, the numerous para-celebrities that make an appearance on the show will be added to the Paranormal Moment of Truth Challenge each week.


BEER, WINE & SPIRITS – Episode 9



This episode concerns Brian, the owner of Katie’s Bar located in Long Island, NY. He has a failing business which he’s desperate to save, so Brian comes up with the brilliant idea that the bar is haunted. The haunting consists of a ghost that hangs around the basement breaking wine glasses indiscriminately. Prior to moving forward I really feel it’s important to note that none of the current workers are ever interviewed about personally witnessing the ghostly activity.


Ryan must have an endless supply of magical color changing shirts. When he first arrives at the bar he has on a dark t-shirt that within a few moments suddenly turns into an electric blue t-shirt in the middle of a scene. And wait, the magic isn’t done—seconds later it turns into a dark t-shirt again and the black scarf he’s wearing is now tied around his neck.


We’re told that this bar has been in business for 20 YEARS, owned by various people, yet no one has ever made any money or knows the history of the bar.


The team places wineglasses and surrounds the bases with baby powder. If one is going to go that far why not station a camera on the table? Especially after the first night when the wineglasses have supposedly moved.

A wineglass is suddenly thrown from the bar surface breaking off camera. Yet we see nothing. Counselor Jamie Hernandez begins her interview at 3:28 PM. She suddenly has to flee to the outside, which is already in darkness.

When Sergei and Ryan reenter the bar it’s simply dusk outside.


Ryan breaks out his EMF detector then orders all the power shut off but the track lights remain on. Ryan doesn’t point out to the audience that an older building will give off high readings due to the wiring within the walls. You’ll notice he gets the loudest reading when he swings the EMF very close to the wall.


Since this alleged investigation the bar owner has not passed up any opportunity to promote his bar as being haunted. PRS and the bar have a financial relationship as they hosted one field trip there and they will be hosting their upcoming Halloween party at the bar.


"I just wanted to say that Episode 9, about Katie's Bar....
I can probably guarantee that place is not haunted.
There are so many things that TV shows do not show!

I live on Long Island (where Katie's Bar is located.. its about a half hour from me I want to say?)
There is an over pass that is right next to the bar that a TRAIN drives through.
So, wine glasses move? they put the powder around it to prove the glasses move?
OF COURSE IT MOVES. the whole building probably shakes when the trains come through!" Melissa posted this on the MySpace comments section on 10/11/08


SHAPE SHIFTER – Episode 10


This case concerns a single mother, Georgia, and her teenaged daughter Katie, who are being haunted by a spirit, which is later determined to be a shape shifter.


It’s interesting to note that Ryan brings up the issue of Native American spirits to the family long before the issue is ever brought up in the actual investigation.


Ryan who’s had two encounters with Native American shamans, in each season, doesn’t go too well in either case. They have located what the shaman determines to be a vortex in the backyard. And that moving the stones could possibly release the spirit and cause harm to others. Brent Allaire of the Penobscot Nation says that the best thing to do is seal it and it will be taken care of the next day when his Elder, Ron Strongheart, can be there. But Ryan and Eilfie can’t wait and they disturb the site. The Native Americans show up to perform a simple smudging ceremony and seal the vortex. And all is well.


But not in Ryan’s mind. Because there are 10 additional minutes yet to fill and Chip Coffey needs to be placated. What we are left with is a Keystone Kops imitation where Chip ‘n Ryan and the rest of the crew chase the imaginary spirit up and down the hallways in the house. And the imaginary spirit simply flees when the owner tells it to, and all is well.


In episodes 11-13 we now begin with what I’ve decided to call Paranormal State’s Twilight Zone Trilogy. Just as in the classic TV series what is not real becomes real, real turns unreal, time and space is bent, and if one can clearly understand what’s going on you end up being a better person than me. Within these next three episodes you’ll see the length of deception that is carried out by the show.


PARANORMAL INTERVENTION – Episode 11


Here we are introduced to the story of Carol Anne Crowley, a senior lady who spends too much time taping EVPs.


The first distortion of the facts is that this is an EMERGENCY investigation. That can’t be the fact due to the fact that the production company had to put a crew together and get filming permits at the locations of the home and Grand Central Station.


They arrive at the residence at night. Eilfie is wearing a dark outfit as she and Ryan interview Carole Anne in the dining room. Now it’s alleged that Carol Anne has been spending too much time with EVPs yet her total supply is half a dozen cassettes within almost two years.


We then see Eilfie in the garage interviewing Brian, the husband, and she now is wearing a green outfit. Brian is wearing a button plaid shirt and Heather has a black/multicolored pattern jacket on. Please keep this in mind as the episode plays.


The next scene is a house tour. Heather’s multicolored jacket has morphed into a solid red one. Carol Anne informs the team that her brother will no longer come to the house to stay because a spirit pushed him off the mattress. We then see an interview with the brother shot in the daytime and Ryan is wearing a dark sweatshirt. Hold that thought in your head. The brother informs Ryan of a suicide in the house several years ago. We are given the impression that Ryan learns this for the first time during the interview. Well, folks, we jump back into time to the first interview with Carol Anne informing Ryan and Eilfie about the suicide. We then see Heather and Eilfie interviewing Brian, which had to be the first night. Brian’s shirt midway through the spliced interview changes into a dark jacket and t-shirt. Then there’s a sudden cut as Heather remains in the garage, but Eilfie morphs into Sergei.


We then see a cut of Ryan writing on a dry erase board that has the title Woman in the Window which is from an episode that aired three weeks AFTER this one.


We are led to believe that in the Rockaway, Long Island, Eilfie and Heather go knocking on the doors of the neighbors very late at night. And … Surprise! Surprise! Heather’s multi colored jacket has now turned back into a red jacket.


Then, Ryan brings in an expert on EVPs, Dr. Ron Milione, and suddenly it’s daylight. In our timeline it should be Investigation - Day 2, but Ryan’s timeline says it’s Investigation - Day 1. PRS is just amazing as they can warp time and space, as they will.


Carole Anne informs the EVP expert that she gets a lot of names, but we only hear one: Mary. She also claims that she gets a lot of messages, yet we hear only one: get out of here.


And sorry to say, if anyone closely listens to the tapes that’s Carol Anne’s voice we’re hearing on tape.

Also note, Carol Anne is sitting on the bed in one shot, and that there are only two people in the room, Dr. Ron Milione and her. Suddenly she is in a chair next to the EVP expert, and she’s wearing glasses. Next cut Sergei just appears into the bedroom, the chair’s gone, the glasses are gone, and she’s back to sitting on the bed.

Notice that the so-called Dead Time, which according to the legend Ryan has created, takes place from 3:00 to 4:00 AM. However, according to their own computer screen it is taking place on January 5, 2007 at 22:29. That translates as 10:29 PM. And observe that Eilfie is back to wearing the outfit that she had on in the beginning of Day 1.


Please note that Ryan states in his voiceover right before the EVP expert scene that it’s Investigation - Day 2 and the time is 8:02 PM. Then we see a caption that reads: Investigation - Day 2, 9:00 AM? Huh? Someone please call H.G. Wells, Ryan Buell has come up with a better time machine.


During the team meeting at 9 AM on the second day of the investigation which happens to follow the first 48 hour day in the history of the world, both Ryan and Eilfie have on outfits that were worn at the beginning of day 1.

Ryan decides to bring in Lorraine Warren while he has clothing from Day 1 on, worn during the first interview with Carol Anne. Lorraine Warren lives in Connecticut but is able to arrive in Long Island in less than an hour. It’s broad daylight when she enters the home, but when she supposedly listens to the EVPs for the first time, it’s dark. Then when Lorraine meets Carol Anne for the first time it’s broad daylight.


At no point during the intervention or during the post intervention is anything ever done to drive the spirits out that Carol Anne has invited in.




Finally, there are so many errors, inconsistencies, and lapses of logic in this episode that I could go on and on, but due to time restraints let’s move on.


SCHOOL HOUSE HAUNTING – Episode 12


This episode centers around two paranormal investigators Shannon and Jeff Sylvia. If the names sound familiar they should. Shortly after this episode aired Shannon was hired to be one of the investigators featured in Ghost Hunters International on the Science Fiction channel. It’s alleged, but we never really see any proof of, ghosts of children are supposedly haunting the converted loft. And the only real “damage” that ghosts ever did was bang a bathroom door open. Outside of Shannon claiming to have some troubling dreams we get no indication that there was really any kind of haunting taking place. I’m not going to belabor the point of inconsistencies that appear in this episode like I did in Paranormal Intervention and Shape Shifter, as that would be overkill. But the points I would like to bring out are:


~1 The audience is never told that the Shannon and Jeff just happen to be seasoned paranormal investigators. You are given the impression that they are crying out for help from Ryan and PRS.

~2 At 6:41 PM it is bright daylight on January 11, 2007 according to the team’s computer screen.

~3 At 7:38 PM it is bright daylight on January 11, 2007.

~4 Just as in previous episodes the clothes interchange unexpectedly in a fashion that if one goes back and reedits the episode you see how the investigation was conducted.

~5 Dead Time occurred Friday, January 12, 2007 at 23:31 or 11:31 PM.

~6 This has the least amount of evidence ever presented within the series that there was an actual haunting. So the viewer is left watching another fake case courtesy of PRS.


THE HAUNTED PIANO – Episode 13


It concerns a pair of Whitehall, Pennsylvania antique collectors, Nadine and John, who picked up a free piano off of Craig’s List. And strange things begin to happen in their home such as a mice infestation and John reports a sense of doom and depression.


One thing that Nadine brings up is that a deactivated cell phone begins to flash the number 666. This has nothing to do with Satan, Lucifer, or the Devil. It’s a sign associated with the Beast, which will be unveiled along with the False Prophet and the Antichrist.


When the team first arrives at the site the couple wears white sweaters, but when they are interviewed about the impact that the piano has had on the husband, John is wearing a dark sweater and Nadine is wearing a dark top.

During Dead Time Heather and Ryan are on the front porch on a very cold winter’s night with snow on the ground and paranormal activity is noted because both of them are cold. Duh, it’s February!


At the end of the first Dead Time both Eilfie and Ryan are in different outfits than what they were at the beginning.

Notice when they call the former owner of the piano listen carefully and ask yourself, does it sound real? Or does it sound flat, monotone, and scripted?


Ryan calls Lorraine Warren late in the afternoon. She then shows up while the day is still sunny. It can’t be the same day if she was driving in from Connecticut.


When Lorraine examines the piano for the first time remember it’s toward the end of the second day. Nadine has the same outfit on when the team first arrived on Investigation - Day 1.


When Lorraine is talking in the living room she has a coffee cup and saucer in her lap on one cut, the very next cut, the cup and saucer disappears.


Later on in the episode when Ryan is driving back from the warehouse after they destroyed the piano, he calls Lorraine on his cell phone. Remember that Lorraine was supposed to stay with the couple to make sure that all was OK. Lorraine informs Ryan that she just “talked” to the family and that every thing is OK with them. If she was still physically at the residence she would not use the word talk, she’d say everything is fine here.

But the biggest deception of them all and probably fitting for the final scene of Paranormal State’s Twilight Zone Trilogy, is when PRS is burying the piano, so as no one else will encounter it. Now remember we’re talking about Pennsylvania in February. You will notice:


~1 No snow.

~2 The ground is not frozen

~3 Brown cornstalks still standing upright in the fields.

~4 If they were actually burying the entire piano they would need more space than the little hole that they dug out with two shovel loads of dirt


Now I’m a country boy, and it’s been several years since I’ve been on a farm, but I don’t think nature has changed its patterns, even with Global Warming. In February the ground is frozen. In February even if there are some cornstalks left in the fields they won’t be standing straight up but would be beaten down by the winter storms. So actually this was done at a completely different time -- prior to the start of the episode or several months later.


In next week’s edition we will finish Season 1, the week after that we will do the entire Season 2, including the unaired episode, and then the finale where the truth is finally revealed.


CRYPTIC MESSAGE:


To the one that I had not talked to in a few months you’ve gone from public to private. I think you’ve been used and I think you know you’ve been used. We’ve exchanged private emails and you know my intentions are above board. If you need additional proof I’ll put you in contact with others.


THE PARANORMAL MOMENT OF TRUTH CHALLENGE

Dear Ryan Buell, Chip Coffey, Lorraine Warren, Sandra & Keith Johnson, Dr. Ron Milione, Tony Spera, Shannon & Jeff Sylvia:

I have expressed concerns about how you conduct your investigations and the validity of those investigations, where anyone with a clear and discerning eye can see that they are not authentic. I have also witnessed heavy-handed tactics being used against people who question your alleged authority within the paranormal community and dared to raise questions concerning the validity of appearing on the A&E shows, Paranormal State, and Psychic Kids: Children of the Paranormal. I can no longer sit by in silence. That is why I came up with The Paranormal Moment of Truth Challenge, which will benefit you, your organization, the paranormal field, and a charity that would be assisted from the donation of the prize money.

1 ~ It would silence your critics if you are determined to be telling the truth about all your claims and how they are presented. There can be no one left to challenge your honesty and integrity.

2 ~ It would not only benefit your organization, but it would also help the entire paranormal field. Because if such evidence is true, it will be brought to a much wider audience, which hopefully would fuel additional legitimate investigations. So it’s a win-win situation for everyone.

3 ~ The charity of your choice would have the prize money donated to them. If the truth is being told, that prize money could reach $500,000.

So, what is The Paranormal Moment of Truth Challenge? I am sure you’ve heard of the Fox Network program entitled The Moment of Truth. This is where a contestant is hooked up to a lie detector test and asked 50 questions, of which 21 of them are used on the actual show. As long as you tell the truth, you keep on winning money -- up to $500,000. The production company, Lighthearted Entertainment Inc., would jump at an opportunity of doing a show with the two of you. And I will put my personal credibility on the line and appear, as well. For if you visit my Free All Spirits page (www.myspace.com/freeallspirits), you’ll notice that I personally make what some would call outlandish claims concerning my work as a Demonologist/Exorcist/Paranormal Investigator/Caring Spiritual Adviser.

If you would like to be "one step closer to the truth" then this is a way to achieve your goal. If interested, please contact me at this email address and I will get the ball rolling as soon as possible.

Your friend in spirit,
Kirby


To date, this is the response that I’ve received from them.





Why not do the show? Only you, the paranormal field, and a charity of your choice would benefit.


INFORMATION REQUEST: If anyone wants to share any information with their experiences involving the PRS, Ryan Buell, Chip Coffey, and any other para-celebrity that has made an appearance on Paranormal State, whether it is good or bad, I would like to read it. Your confidentiality is 100% guaranteed.


NOTE: Please feel free to copy and paste this and place it all over the web. And, unlike any of my other blogs, you can even repost this under your own name!

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Eye on the Paranormal – Issue 4

Eye on the Paranormal


Well, another week has sped by and it’s time to start the presses, spread the news, and expose deception to the light of day.

First, there is a rumor on the streets that as of press time I have been unable to verify, but since it has appeared on some web sites, I’ll go ahead and share it with you. A&E has pulled the plug on Psychic Kids: Children of the Paranormal, and it seems like Chip and Ryan are not taking it too well. There is even a rumor going around that Paranormal State might not be back for Season 3. Seems the ratings are slipping and A&E is not too pleased about this.

ASK PRS

Each week we will post questions that we would love PRS (Paranormal Research Society) to answer. But we know they never will.

You, my reading audience, are invited to send in questions and we will gladly post them in the following week’s issue. Please send them to my MySpace page email. And please don’t hold your breath waiting for an answer.

Secondly, as we move through both seasons of “Paranormal State,” we will be adding additional names of so-called para-celebrities who have made an appearance on either season of the show, to our “Paranormal Moment of Truth Challenge.”

Here are the questions so far:
~ As a team, how many cases did PRS investigate off-campus prior to the start of the series?
~ How many cases does PRS investigate on a yearly basis, not including those for the TV series?
~ If you do investigate without the cameras rolling, how often do you invite para-celebrities to take part in such investigations? Or are they only there to make an appearance on the show?
~ What kind of training did Ryan Buell receive in demonology, and how was it that he became active with the local archdiocese?
~ What happened to the people who were part of PRS in the pilot episode but mysteriously disappeared from the series?
~ Why doesn’t PRS feature any of the new kids from the campus club on their current season?
~ Why doesn’t Chip Coffey or PRS do any events that we don’t have to pay to see?
~ Everyone knows that the Frank Box is a fake—why did Ryan Buell use it on the show and continue to stand behind the validity of the device?

Here are two new questions:

~ Why does Chip Coffey continue to use the tragedy of 9/11 as a means to promote himself?
~ What happened to the “Lady Vampire” episode? Why did A&E pull it from the broadcast schedule?

THE MAILBAG:

This was sent to my mailbox from a private profile, so I’ll answer it here:

“u a freekin idiot for doing this who made u god & jury ryan bule and chip cofee r th best peple like u they just be jealus fo them so shut up” Anonymous

It’s nice to feel the love from you. It makes me feel warm and fuzzy all over. But in all honesty, I can seriously think of other things I could be doing with my time, energy, and money, than investigating PRS and Paranormal State. There are cases I could be working on, a book I could be writing, and prayers and meditation I could be engaging in.

But as our investigation grows, and the more that is uncovered, I feel that this is a cause that anyone with a clear conscience could not walk away from. I’ll take all the personal and slanderous attacks, threats, and innuendos. Keep writing them and sending them my way.


SOME INCONSISTENT FACTS FROM CHIP COFFEY & RYAN BUELL

In Chip’s case, a recent blog that he posted on his MySpace page entitled “Demons on Paranormal State???” where Mr. Coffey stated that only a handful of episodes dealt with demonic activity in the Paranormal State series. Well let’s put that statement to a test. In Season 1 they did 20 episodes, out of which 10 dealt directly with demons/demonic activity. Now I will be the first to admit that math wasn’t my best or favorite subject, but it doesn’t take a Penn State graduate to understand that 10 out of 20 equals 50%. Now even an old hick like me would say that a handful would be far less than 50%.

As to Ryan, it seems that he gave an interview to the student newspaper, “The Daily Collegian Online” back in 2006 covering his work with the PRS.

As you know, each week Ryan does his best Captain Kirk imitation as the credits roll where he states that as a young child his encounter with the paranormal started a lifelong interest in the subject. And he even told this to young Matthew Seighman, in the series pilot, Sixth Sense. Well folks, it seems that Ryan is somewhat confused, or his story changed in less than a year. He states in the article that his interest began as a teenager with an encounter with a ouija board that moved on its own, and after his mom threw it away it reappeared in his closet.

Here’s a link to the story, but I’ve posted it below for your convenience.

http://www.collegian.psu.edu/archive/2006/04/04-14-06tdc/04-14-06dnews-06.asp

Friday, April 14, 2006
“Paranormal Research Society founder set to graduate”
Ryan Buell said he will still pursue paranormal research and has plans for a TV show based on his experiences.
By Elaine Hughes – Collegiate Staff Writer

In about three weeks, Paranormal Research Society (PRS) Director Ryan Buell will exchange his thermometers and ghost-tracking equipment for a cap and gown.
However, his ghost-investigating and demon-searching days aren't over, Buell (senior-journalism and anthropology) said.
"I started this organization because of my personal interest and also because I wanted to do something serious," he said. "I intend to stay with it."
Buell started PRS four years ago after he discovered Penn State had no paranormal organizations.

As a teenager, an incident with a Ouja board sparked his interest in the paranormal.
"After my mom bought the board for me, I started noticing things moving on their own, and I felt as though I was being watched," he said. "Then, my mom claimed she threw out the board but found it in my closet later that day."

Following this incident, Buell read books about everything from poltergeists to the Bermuda Triangle.
At Penn State, Buell's first investigation involved a 1969 murder in Pattee Library and didn't go as well as he hoped, Buell said.
"A bunch of self-proclaimed witches came to the site and claimed I was possessed by the murderer's spirit," he said. "After that, I started training people in scientific investigation."
Each year, PRS receives more than 100 claims about demons, ghosts and UFO sightings on the East Coast.
The club works with a psychologist to rule out psychosis and conducts investigations to check each claim's legitimacy. PRS accepts about a dozen cases each year and travels to the haunted sites to conduct interviews and set up equipment, such as video cameras and thermometers for detecting cold spots.
"It's a very military setup, and there's a plan for everything which happens," Buell said. "The whole case itself produces over 100 pages of evidence analysis."
Buell said his creepiest encounter occurred while investigating a western Pennsylvania demonic case that involved bent crucifixes and writing on walls.
"Each case affects everyone differently," he said. "The whole time, I felt as though I wanted to attack my teammates and overcome by this feeling of depression."
Then the psychologist went into another room and said he felt something creepy.
"Then, these deep claw marks materialized on his head," Buell said. "It disappeared a few minutes later and didn't hurt the guy. We got the whole thing on tape. After that case, a lot of investigators said they won't do demonic cases any more."
On campus, PRS has investigated claims in Schwab Auditorium and the Old Botany Building.
While the group didn't find ghosts in Schwab, it recorded voices in the Old Botany Building's basement.
"There's a test where you run a tape recorder and ask questions. Then, you play back the tape and can hear a voice responding," Buell said. "We did this in the basement of the Old Botany Building and picked up a gravelly voice which sounded like someone who smoked a lot."
Buell devotes several hours each week to PRS investigations and activities.
Twice, he tried to quit the organization because of stress.
"I kept getting drawn back into it," Buell said. "I decided I was meant to do this."
While his parents support his interest, they refuse to go on a haunting investigation, Buell said.
"My dad's a cop and deals with bad guys every day, but he says that he could never do this with me," he said. "He says that in his line of work, he can use his gun to protect himself, but couldn't use a gun against a ghost."
After graduation, Buell said he will keep busy.
Currently, he's working on proposals for a reality television show about PRS and a television drama based on his experiences as a teenage paranormal investigator.
He also gives lectures at colleges and universities and recently finished writing a 280-page fiction book.
But PRS members said Buell will continue to act as their leader.
"He's so diligent on investigations," PRS member Sergey Poberezhny said. "He kind of acts as our boss. He's going to stick around, and people will still go to him for advice."


ANALYSIS OF PARANORMAL STATE SEASON 1, EPISODES 5-8

We now continue to do an episode-by-episode overview of season 1. As we do, the numerous para-celebrities that make an appearance on the show will be added to the Paranormal Moment of Truth Challenge each week.

VEGAS - Episode 5


The title should have been Crapshoot. Sometimes you roll sevens and sometimes snake eyes.

It’s the story of a 14-year-old teenager named Savannah who’s the daughter to Stephanie, a single mother. Once again we encounter this reoccurring theme throughout the series. The daughter claims she’s seeing a dead girl’s spirit, as in the pilot episode, and is troubled by it, as in the pilot.

The trusty team of intrepid investigators arrive at the home.

One issue that PRS needs to address is you never ask leading questions when doing an investigative interview. Repeatedly, they indicate the answers they want from Savannah.

Savannah claims she wants to know what happened to the girl, Emily, and how it happened. Which she already knew prior to the team’s arrival. But more on this later. The picture she draws is a very nondescript drawing that could easily match many females. In addition, both mother and daughter describe “evil looking spirits” yet none of this is ever shown. Emily the spirit girl has brown hair which is one of the most dominant hair colors.

To our surprise PRS finds Emily just as Emily was found by Savannah on the Internet prior to the team’s arrival. All details that Savannah gives the team was always present on the www, for the entire world to see, even the pregnancy issue.

When they show Savannah the photo, they don’t do it line up style, which would have been a way to test her psychic abilities. Ryan sends investigator Katrina down to San Antonio, TX to investigate the case there while Ryan has a parapsychologist, George Dalzell, come in and interview Savannah. When the parapsychologist asks for a reading the only thing she can bring up is California and Los Angeles. Nothing else comes from her about him. I don’t think that’s any great sign of psychic ability and she almost has the type of reaction that a person has when they guess something and it’s correct. It’s interesting that no one on the team, including the parapsychologist, ever sets up any kind of testing to see if she has a measurable gift.

Meanwhile, Katrina starts her investigation down in San Antonio. She gets a phone call from Ryan and there’s bad editing here: daylight, nighttime, daylight again, as she drives to meet the family of the deceased girl.

An interesting note here is when Katrina meets the family for the first time after one phone call she says: “It’s nice to finally meet you.” That’s a phrase that is used if you’ve been contacting someone for quite some time without a face-to-face meeting. Not one that you use only after just one phone call with a person, which was earlier that day.

Chip Coffey shows up and of course he ends up in Savannah’s bedroom, which is something that he does quite regularly throughout the Paranormal State episodes. He comes up with the most profound statement: “the person just can’t quite get it together.” Which describes how many teenagers? Then suddenly he wants to shake the bed. How many times have you ever walked by a bunk bed and shook it a little?

Then we have a special effects trick editing creepy music scene concerning Emily – but nothing happens.

Please remember as the hours tick by in this episode Katrina is still meeting with the family down in San Antonio.

Chip confronts Savannah and asks her if she’s telling the truth. Yes, she says, so Chip and Ryan accept it to be 100% valid. In addition, if you notice the scenes with Chip and Ryan in the kitchen, those scenes were shot at the same time due to having exactly the same lighting – which spells one word: scripted.

Now don’t forget that it’s been about 24 hours since Katrina started her meeting with the family down in Texas.

They have the deadest dead time of the series by far. And Emily produces very little of any type of action only contacting, supposedly, Savannah. Emily says, “she misses mom and dad.” Nothing about the loss of the baby or the murder. Chip asks for a sign and then the phone rings. And guess what? It’s Katrina who has just left the family in San Antonio, which means that her meeting with them not only lasted for 36 hours, but the meeting broke up sometime after 3 in the morning. Why the producers, Chip and/or Ryan never anticipated that folks would think this logically is beyond me. But we have another Paranormal State deception uncovered. And we realize it’s another false case.

But sadly, the $64,000 question never gets asked or answered. For if it did, it would propel Chip, Ryan, Paranormal State, and Savannah to the heights of celebrity within the paranormal community. And that is asking Emily who killed her? What we are left with is just a mother and a daughter in need of some publicity. Ryan and Chip and Paranormal State are willing to give it to them, and the audience is left feeling dirty and used.

PET CEMETERY - Episode 6

Borrowing off the title of Stephen King’s famous horror novel concerning dead pets that are killed on the local highway that happen to be buried in a creepy graveyard and well, please read the book or watch the movie for yourself.

In this case a single woman, again, has property that her dog hates to go on, and the second story of a house seems to have a presence.

The first sign of paranormal activity is the dog barking wildly as Ryan ascends to the second floor and the second is that the property has exchanged hands many times since 1893.

Current owner Sybil Howe bought the home from her daughter who had two dogs killed in freak accidents on the property. In reality, they were killed on a highway. Nothing very freaky about that. One thing that is never investigated is that a young child claims she is seeing a spirit dog, but that is never followed up on.

We then have another Chip and Ryan song and dance routine, which I’m not going to bother to describe in detail except to mention that Coffey has a Styrofoam cup of coffee next to him that he did not take with him upstairs. One big thing is that Chip pulled out of the ether waves the name Margaret, which again, is used to prove Chip’s great abilities. And we later find out that Margaret owned the property in the 1960’s, which Chip and PRS already knew because they had the deed history.

Lorraine Warren, clad in a navy blue dress, is again brought in to declare her favorite line from the “The Name” episode: “Who would want to live in this house?” Now, remember what she’s wearing folks, it’ll come into play later.

We then get Dead Time, of course nothing happens outside of dogs barking and noises in the woods. And Chip does put his stage training to work as he performs a “channeling” of a spirit of a dog. We learn nothing outside of the fact that Chip can cry on command. A nice performance.

Then all of a sudden they stumbled onto an unmarked grave of a dog. And they just happen to have enough surgical masks and rubber gloves for all the PRS team to wear.

Just as in the Vegas episode, there begins to be big lapses of time and logic. When Ryan, wearing a black t-shirt, hurries into the house to give the information to Loraine Warren, who suddenly appears on the second floor, and she just happens to be wearing a different dress than the one she wore earlier that night.

We then see Ryan and gang burying the dog and Ryan now suddenly has the short-sleeved blue shirt back on and Lorraine, not to be topped by a young upstart such as Ryan, does a sudden costume change [white skirt, medium blue blouse, white short-sleeved jacket] as well. Which clearly establishes that all the outside shots were taped in one evening, out of order, hence faked and scripted. All the inside shots are done on a different day as well. Which means, as in any other TV production, scenes are shot out of order which indicates there is an intended sequence of scenes to develop the story line, hence, the story is not real at all.

THE CEMETERY - Episode 7

This one is one of the false demon episodes that Chip and Ryan are trying to distance themselves from.

It concerns the caretakers [Matt and Chandra Franson] of a small cemetery with claims that a spirit is haunting the family and causing the wife undue pain. The exam for Chandra was way too simplistic and should have been far more comprehensive in nature.

There are 3 aspects of the case that get slighted or overlooked.

1 ~ The activity increased when the wife moved into the house overlooking the cemetery. What was her spiritual background prior to her arrival?
2 ~ Matt had the urn of ashes on a shelf for 5 years prior to burying it only in his front yard with no ceremony whatsoever and showing elements of greed because he wouldn’t be compensated.
3 ~ The couple, not to be judgmental, both appear to be out of shape physically, overweight, and their physical movements are indicative of older individuals – yet they are in their 20s. If you listen to their vocal patterns and mannerisms they appear to be very unhappy people. Could this be poltergeist activity due to such physical conditions?

If you notice that the kitchen interviews that are spread throughout the episode, none of the clothing that the two PRS girls and client wear never change. Hence they were all filmed at the same time. Which again means they were shot out of sequence, scripted, and the audience duped.

They toss the word ‘demon’ about in a manner that clearly identifies that neither Ryan nor anyone in PRS has had any training to deal with the demonic. One issue that really troubled me is why didn’t Ryan call in a minister to perform the gravesite service?

MAN OF THE HOUSE - Episode 8

The case concerns an older couple, Cheryl and Bill, who are in the process of remodeling an older New England home. Ghosts are walking the halls-- which should be no surprise. Now we are told that PRS investigates only the worst hauntings but there is not indication whatsoever that these spirits ever pose a threat to anyone within the home by their presence.

There are issues in the family you can tell there are unresolved ones between the older couple, and once again you have a single mother, Diane and child, Adam.

As in “Pet Cemetery” you really get the feeling that much of the dialogue has been rehearsed, particularly when it comes to the little boy. It’s interesting to note here that Adam is being tormented by a lady spirit, but he’s not interviewed by a mental health professional.

Another issue that one thinks about when watching this episode is that Ryan constantly challenges spirits to move to the light but he makes no effort to assist them whatsoever. Eilfie, with her occult training, should have been exposed to this ceremony and feel comfortable doing it.

The most intriguing scenes are at the bar directly across the street from the house. They have their team briefing there and the bartender does not offer any of his knowledge about the house whatsoever? And that he simply waits for Ryan to make a special trip over there asking questions about the case?

They make much to do about the family identifying the ghosts from the pictures and once again they fail to follow proper procedure by only showing them one picture to choose from at a time.

Dead Time produces very little. Much is made about the woman who smells pipe tobacco, and in reality that’s not a sign of paranormal activity at all. Memories can trigger smells related to those memories. A handprint on the wall is supposed evidence of spiritual presence. All that means is that somebody put a handprint on the wall [this will come in to place in season 2].

Finally, once again, why wasn’t a professional brought in to help the spirits move along?

Next week we will cover: BEER, WINE & SPIRITS, SHAPE SHIFTER, PARANORMAL INTERVENTION, and SCHOOL HOUSE HAUNTING.

CRYPTIC MESSAGE:
To the one that I had not talked to in a few months you’ve gone from public to private. I think you’ve been used and I think you know you’ve been used. We’ve exchanged private emails and you know my intentions are above board. If you need additional proof I’ll put you in contact with others.

THE PARANORMAL MOMENT OF TRUTH CHALLENGE

Dear Ryan Buell, Chip Coffey, Lorraine Warren, and Sandra & Keith Johnson:
I have expressed concerns about how you conduct your investigations and the validity of those investigations, where anyone with a clear and discerning eye can see that they are not authentic. I have also witnessed heavy-handed tactics being used against people who question your alleged authority within the paranormal community and dared to raise questions concerning the validity of appearing on the A&E shows, Paranormal State, and Psychic Kids: Children of the Paranormal. I can no longer sit by in silence. That is why I came up with The Paranormal Moment of Truth Challenge, which will benefit you, your organization, the paranormal field, and a charity that would be assisted from the donation of the prize money.
1 ~ It would silence your critics if you are determined to be telling the truth about all your claims and how they are presented. There can be no one left to challenge your honesty and integrity.
2 ~ It would not only benefit your organization, but it would also help the entire paranormal field. Because if such evidence is true, it will be brought to a much wider audience, which hopefully would fuel additional legitimate investigations. So it’s a win-win situation for everyone.
3 ~ The charity of your choice would have the prize money donated to them. If the truth is being told, that prize money could reach $500,000.
So, what is The Paranormal Moment of Truth Challenge? I am sure you’ve heard of the Fox Network program entitled The Moment of Truth. This is where a contestant is hooked up to a lie detector test and asked 50 questions, of which 21 of them are used on the actual show. As long as you tell the truth, you keep on winning money -- up to $500,000. The production company, Lighthearted Entertainment Inc., would jump at an opportunity of doing a show with the two of you. And I will put my personal credibility on the line and appear, as well. For if you visit my Free All Spirits page (www.myspace.com/freeallspirits), you’ll notice that I personally make what some would call outlandish claims concerning my work as a Demonologist/Exorcist/Paranormal Investigator/Caring Spiritual Adviser.
If you would like to be "one step closer to the truth" then this is a way to achieve your goal. If interested, please contact me at this email address and I will get the ball rolling as soon as possible.
Your friend in spirit,
Kirby

To date, this is the response that I’ve received from them.





Why not do the show? Only you, the paranormal field, and a charity of your choice would benefit.

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